THROW OVER THURSDAY WITH MAGGIE AMADA! (@MaggieAmada)
Welcome to the first edition of Throw Over Thursday. I have noticed that I have a lot of followers that are brilliant in their own right. So, I opened up Thursdays to any author, reader, blogger, editor or creative person that wants to share with us. They can talk about a topic, book, review, or anything that is book related. If you are interested, shoot me an email to romancebookworm@gmail.com
Without further ado, I turn it over to Maggie Amada!
I was a studious teenager. Dating was a major disaster that, thankfully, occurred rarely. My young mind had trouble lining up the men in my dreams with those that existed in real life. It turns out most men suck, and not in a good way.
But, Amazon changed all that. Their dating service introduced me to some of the most scrumptious men I’ve ever met, besides my wonderful husband, of course. The best part is that they have a sixty second guarantee on delivery. I mean, when have you ever known guys to be consistently on time for dates? And, my goodness, the quality of men was out of this world, quite literally.
First, there was Jericho Barrons. I’m not quite sure on his species but after two dates, I really didn’t care. He was hot, protective, animalistic and he owned a bookstore! He drove beautiful sports cars to unexpected heists, spoke dirty and was ready and willing to paint your nails just because you got a bubu fighting Fey monsters. Should you be unfortunate enough to be turned into a supernatural sex addict, he will bring you out of your addiction through an overload of sexual satisfaction. He’s that good!
Then, there was Ethan Sullivan. He was cute and a career vampire, head of his own house in Chicago right across the street from Hyde Park. He was a little emotionally unavailable and a control freak, but I gave him points for effort and for treating women under him well. When things get tough and you need someone guarding your back, Ethan is your man. He’ll sacrifice everything for you. He’ll challenge his own beliefs if he has to.
Bones was a gigolo way back in nineteenth century England before he became a vampire. This man is hot, has a British accent and zero commitment issues. He’s a little possessive but what alpha male isn’t? He knows what he wants and he will do ANYTHING to get it. He has no fear of breaking the law or even killing for his chosen woman. He has the patience of a saint and wins every argument by waiting you out. Then, there’s the bed skills he has honed for centuries. I better stop now before I swoon.
So, girls, if you are having a little trouble with the men in your life, call Amazon. They’ll hook you up with these amazing men and many more.
My name is Maggie Amada and I normally blog at www.maggieamada.com about my crazy life and the many hats I wear. I think too much, work too hard, love my kids, husband, books, Doctor Who and all things sci-fi, vampire, werewolf or demon. I also write Urban Fantasy and Paranormal Romances. From time to time, I’ll post some short stories for free on my website.
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Thank you, Maggie! You kicked off Throw Over Thursday in style! Now, I have to go make a call... :)
Amazon has great boyfriends ... great post!
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